Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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