I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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