i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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