I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?