"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.