Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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