Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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