Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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