and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just made my gag reflex go away.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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