If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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