I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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