u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We have started to decorate penises.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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