so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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