Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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