so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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