what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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