3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
