actually, I'm a sock model
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Your penis caused this!
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