I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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