if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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