I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Drake has all the answers
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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