whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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