No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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