You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon