STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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