I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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