xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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