Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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