If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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