Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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That's how twitter works, right?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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