oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON