glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"