i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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