Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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