clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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