super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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