bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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