Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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