They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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