There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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