its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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