My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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