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• (315): View more from New York

  Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.

  (360): View more from Washington

  I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.

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• (661): View more from California

  Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.

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  oh how i love working at summer camp.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.

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