is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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