Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
honey bunches of taint.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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