Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Can you bring me the toilet please
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating