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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  This girl is more easily done than said...

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• (315): View more from New York

  were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...

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• (925): View more from California

  I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.

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  You should probably take note of that and make it happen.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call

  (906): View more from Michigan

  Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.

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  Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.

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