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• (518): View more from New York

  Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.

  (330): View more from Ohio

  We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!

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