i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks