I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz