morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.