Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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