You really coming over, don't trick.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ugly people sure do ruin things
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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