i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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