It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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