Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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