Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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