They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.