Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?