Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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