I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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