How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
smell my finger.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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