White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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