well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
