Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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