Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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