I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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